Some Christmas jokes...
Section: recreation Author: Angela
1. Every year, during the Christmas day, the Rome Rabbi go to the Pope and he gives him a closed letter. The Pope brings the letter, he looks at it and he gives it to the Rabbi.
This ceremony lasts 2 millenniuns. A day, the Pope and the Rabbi are 2 new people. The wanted to know what the letter says. They opened it:
LAST DINNER ACCOUNT!!!
2. Father Noel goes to Africa and he arrives in a village with many children.
A missionary asks him why is he here. He answers that he’s here to give them a gift. The missionary says him that the children have no food! So, Father Noel is angry: “Don’t they eat?! So, NO GIFTS!!!